Yo mama so stupid, she got hit…

Yo momma's so dumb, when y'all were driving to Disneyland, she saw a sign that said "Disneyland left," so she...

Yo momma so stupid it took her four hours to watch "60 Minutes."

Yo mamma so stupid her password needed 8 characters, so she typed "Snow White and the 7 dwarfs."

Yo mama so stupid, she went to the eye doctor to get an iPhone.

Yo momma is so fat when she stepped on the scale it read, "Get the hell off me!"