Yo mama so stupid, she went to…

Yo momma is so ugly her momma had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to...

Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out...

Yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on a scale it said, "One person at a time please."

Yo momma's so fat, she played the role of the boulder in the first Indiana Jones movie.

Yo momma is so fat that Dora can't even explore her!