Yo mama’s so broke that she couldn’t…

Yo momma's so fat, her measurements are 36-24-26, and that's just her left arm.

Yo momma is so poor I saw her kicking a trash can so I asked, "What are you doing?" and...

Yo mama is like a campfire: everybody gets to stick their wieners in.

Yo momma's so fat, when I swerved to avoid her in the street I ran outta gas.

Yo mama is so fat that when she takes a shower her feet don't get wet.