Yo mama’s so fat when I pictured…

Yo mama is so fat that when she takes a shower her feet don't get wet.

Your momma is so stupid she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.

Yo mama so ugly the Terminator said, "I won't be back."

Yo momma's so fat, she has more rolls than a bakery.

Yo momma is so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.