Yo mama’s teeth so yellow, I can’t…

Yo mamma so stupid her password needed 8 characters, so she typed "Snow White and the 7 dwarfs."

Yo momma's so fat, when I swerved to avoid her in the street I ran outta gas.

Yo momma's so ugly, the government moved Halloween to her birthday!

Yo mama so dumb she tried to make an appointment with Dr. Pepper.

Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gas money.