Yo mamma is so fat she walked…

Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."

Yo momma is so poor I saw her kicking a trash can so I asked, "What are you doing?" and...

Yo momma so stupid it took her four hours to watch "60 Minutes."

Yo Mama is so fat, when she pressed the UP button on the elevator it went DOWN.

Yo momma's so fat she puts a cup of water in the bathtub and it still overflows!