Yo mamma is so fat, the only…

Yo momma's so fat, she only knows 3 letters of the alphabet: KFC.

Yo momma is so poor I saw her kicking a trash can so I asked, "What are you doing?" and...

Yo momma is so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl.

Yo momma is so short, you can see her feet on her driver's license.

Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out...