Yo mamma is so ugly when she…

Your momma so ugly she has to sneak up on the mirror.

Yo mama so fat, Dracula sucked her blood and got diabetes.

Yo momma's so fat, she has more rolls than a bakery.

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on an iPad she made a plasma TV.

Yo momma's so dumb, when y'all were driving to Disneyland, she saw a sign that said "Disneyland left," so she...