Yo mamma so fat when she died…

Yo mama so dark when I clicked on her profile pic, I thought my phone died.

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on WalMart, she lowered the prices.

Yo mamma so stupid she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

Yo momma's so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion.

Yo momma's so stupid she thought Taco Bell was the Mexican phone company.