Yo momma is so ashy, every time…

Yo momma is so stupid that she sat on the TV to watch the couch.

Yo mama jokes are old and overused just like yo mama!

Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out...

Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the internet, because she's already world wide.

Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone...