Yo momma is so dumb she tripped…

Yo mama so dark when I clicked on her profile pic, I thought my phone died.

Yo momma is so stupid that she sat on the TV to watch the couch.

Yo mama is so fat on Halloween she threw on a white sheet and went as Antarctica.

Yo momma is so hairy, when she went to the movie theater to see Star Wars, everybody screamed and said,...

Yo momma is so ugly she turned Medusa into stone.