Yo momma is so fat she sat…

Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.

Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on the back of the bus it did a wheelie.

Yo momma's so fat, when she went to the beach, the whales sang, "We are family!"

Yo momma so stupid it took her four hours to watch "60 Minutes."

Yo momma's so fat, even Dora can't explore her.