Yo momma is so fat that Dora…

Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone...

Yo mamma so stupid she put two M&M's in her ear and said she was listening to Eminem.

Yo momma is so fat that the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale.

Yo mamma so fat when she died she broke the stairway to heaven.

Yo mama so fat when stepped on a scale she said, "How does it know my credit card number?"