Yo momma is so fat that the…

Yo momma's so stupid she thought Taco Bell was the Mexican phone company.

Yo momma's so fat, that when she went to the zoo, the hippos got jealous.

Yo momma is so ugly her parents had to feed her with a slingshot.

Yo momma is so poor she went running after the garbage truck with a grocery list.

Yo mamma so stupid she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.