Yo momma is so fat that when…

Yo momma is so fat she went to church with heels on and when she came back home they were...

Yo mama's so broke that she couldn't even pay attention.

Your momma is so old when her breast milk comes out it's powder.

Yo mama is so ugly she made my happy meal cry

Yo mamma so stupid she put two M&M's in her ear and said she was listening to Eminem.