Yo momma is so fat when she…

Your momma is so ugly she made One Direction go another direction.

Yo momma's so stupid she thought Taco Bell was the Mexican phone company.

Yo momma's so fat, even Dora can't explore her.

Yo Mama is so fat, when she pressed the UP button on the elevator it went DOWN.

Your momma is so stupid she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.