Yo momma is so fat when she…

Yo mama so fat the bears have to hide their food from her when she goes camping.

Yo Momma's so fat when I told her to touch her toes she said, "What are those"?

Yo mamma is so stupid, she stopped her car at a stop sign and she's still waiting for it to...

Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.

Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave,...