Yo momma is so fat, when she…

Yo momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.

Yo mama so fat the bears have to hide their food from her when she goes camping.

Yo momma is so ugly her momma had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to...

Yo momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"

Yo mamma is so fat she walked past the TV and I missed 3 episodes.