Yo momma is so fat when she…

Yo momma is so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone.

Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."

Yo momma's so stupid she thought Taco Bell was the Mexican phone company.

Yo momma so stupid she thought Bruno Mars was a planet.

Yo momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"