Yo momma is so hairy, when she…

Yo momma so stupid she thought Bruno Mars was a planet.

Yo mama so fat, Dracula sucked her blood and got diabetes.

Yo momma's so fat, her baby pictures were taken by satellite.

Yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on a scale it said, "One person at a time please."

Yo momma's breath smelled so bad when she walked by a clock it said, "Tic Tac."