Yo momma is so poor I saw…

Yo mama's armpit is so hairy it looks like she has Bigfoot in a headlock.

Yo mama so fat the bears have to hide their food from her when she goes camping.

Yo momma's so fat, her baby pictures were taken by satellite.

Yo momma's so fat, her belt size is "Equator."

Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on an iPod, she made the iPad!