Yo momma is so short, when she…

Yo momma's so fat, even Dora can't explore her.

Yo momma's so fat, she tripped over Wal-Mart, stumbled over K-Mart, and landed on Target.

Yo mama so fat when stepped on a scale she said, "How does it know my credit card number?"

Yo momma is so fat that when she saw a yellow school bus go by full of white kids she...

Yo momma is so fat that the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale.