Yo momma is so stupid that when…

Yo momma is so short, you can see her feet on her driver's license.

Yo mama so fat the only reason she took algebra in high school was because she heard there was gonna...

Yo mama so fat, Dracula sucked her blood and got diabetes.

Yo mama so fat I tried driving around her and I ran out of gas.

Yo momma's so fat, when I swerved to avoid her in the street I ran outta gas.