Yo momma is so ugly even Hello…

Yo momma is so fat when she went to KFC the cashier asked, "What size bucket?" and yo momma said,...

Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone...

Yo momma is so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave,...

Yo momma so ugly, she had to get the baby drunk so that she could breastfeed it.