Yo momma is so ugly her momma…

Yo Mama is so fat, when she pressed the UP button on the elevator it went DOWN.

Yo' Mama is so ugly, yo' daddy takes her to work with him so he doesn't have to kiss her...

Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down.

Yo mama so dark when I clicked on her profile pic, I thought my phone died.

Yo mama's teeth so yellow, I can't believe its not butter.