Yo momma is so ugly she turned…

Yo mamma is so stupid, she stopped her car at a stop sign and she's still waiting for it to...

Yo mama so stupid, she went to the eye doctor to get an iPhone.

Yo momma is so fat you need to take two trains and a bus just to get on her good...

Yo mom is so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

Yo momma's so fat, that when she fell, no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.