Yo momma is so ugly that when…

What do you call a large African mammal with long hair and sandals? A hippie-potamus.

Yo momma is so fat she went to church with heels on and when she came back home they were...

Yo Mama is so fat, when she pressed the UP button on the elevator it went DOWN.

Yo momma is so short, you can see her feet on her driver's license.

Yo momma is so fat that the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale.