Yo momma so dumb, she tried to…

Yo mamma so stupid she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

Yo mama is so fat when she took her dress to the dry cleaners they said, “Sorry, we don’t do...

Yo momma is so stupid when your dad sad it was chilly outside, she ran out the door with a...

Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are...

Yo mama's so fat when I pictured her in my head she broke my neck.