Yo momma so dumb when I said…

Yo momma's so dumb, when y'all were driving to Disneyland, she saw a sign that said "Disneyland left," so she...

Yo mama so fat, Dracula sucked her blood and got diabetes.

Yo momma's so stupid, she steals samples from stores!

Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on an iPod, she made the iPad!

Yo momma's so ugly she makes the blind go crippled!