Yo momma so fat when she registered…

Yo momma's so fat, when she went to the beach, the whales sang, "We are family!"

Yo mama's armpit is so hairy it looks like she has Bigfoot in a headlock.

Yo momma is so ugly that when the Kool-Aid man broke through her wall he said, "Oh noooo!"

Yo momma's so fat, even Dora can't explore her.

Your momma so ugly she has to sneak up on the mirror.