Yo momma so fat when she steps…

Yo momma's so fat she needs cheat codes for Wii Fit.

Yo momma's so fat, when I swerved to avoid her in the street I ran outta gas.

Yo mama so dark when I clicked on her profile pic, I thought my phone died.

Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone...

Yo momma's so fat, when she went to the beach, the whales sang, "We are family!"