Yo momma so stupid she stuck a…

Yo mama is so ugly when the devil saw her, he started praying.

Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave,...

Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down.

Yo Mama is so fat, when she pressed the UP button on the elevator it went DOWN.

Yo momma is so ugly her momma had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to...