Yo momma so stupid she stuck a…

Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to hug her reflection in the pool thinking it was her long lost twin,...

Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are...

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on WalMart, she lowered the prices.

Yo momma so stupid she thought Bruno Mars was a planet.

Yo momma is so short, you can see her feet on her driver's license.