Yo momma’s so fat and old when…

Yo momma's so fat, the Hogwarts Sorting Hat put her in all 4 houses!

Yo momma's so fat, she has more rolls than a bakery.

Yo mama's armpit is so hairy it looks like she has Bigfoot in a headlock.

Yo mama is like a campfire: everybody gets to stick their wieners in.

Yo mamma so short when she tried to smoke weed she couldn't get high.