Yo momma’s so fat, her baby pictures…

Yo mama so fat, she has her own zip code.

Yo mama is so stupid when the judge said, Order! Order!" she said, "Fries and coke please."

Yo mama so fat, Dracula sucked her blood and got diabetes.

Yo mama so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.

Yo momma's so stupid, she steals samples from stores!