Yo momma’s so fat, her measurements are…

Yo momma's so fat, when she was floating in the ocean, Spain claimed her for the new world.

Yo momma is so fat when she went to KFC the cashier asked, "What size bucket?" and yo momma said,...

Yo mama so fat the only reason she took algebra in high school was because she heard there was gonna...

Yo momma is so short, you can see her feet on her driver's license.

Yo momma so fat her favorite food is seconds.