Yo momma’s so fat she can’t even…

Yo momma is so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.

Yo momma is so ugly her parents had to feed her with a slingshot.

Yo momma so stupid she thought Bruno Mars was a planet.

Yo momma is so ugly Fix-It Felix said, "I can't fix it."

Yo momma's so stupid, she steals samples from stores!