Yo momma’s so fat, she got baptized…

Yo momma so ugly, she had to get the baby drunk so that she could breastfeed it.

Yo mamma is so fat, black holes get sucked into her.

Yo momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.

Yo momma so dumb that when she was locked in a grocery store she starved!

Yo momma so fat she fell out of the family tree.