Yo momma’s so fat she needs cheat…

Yo mama so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.

Yo momma so stupid, she tried to talk into an envelope to send a voicemail.

Yo mama so dumb she tried to make an appointment with Dr. Pepper.

Yo momma is so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone.

Yo momma is so old, I slapped her in the back and her boobs fell off.