Yo momma’s so fat, she played the…

Yo mamma is so ugly, she scared the shit out of the toilet.

Yo momma's so fat she needs cheat codes for Wii Fit.

Yo momma is so fat when she went to KFC the cashier asked, "What size bucket?" and yo momma said,...

Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on the back of the bus it did a wheelie.

Yo mama so stupid, she went to the eye doctor to get an iPhone.