Yo momma’s so fat she puts a…

Yo mama so fat, when she sweats she causes a tsunami.

Yo momma's so smelly, that when she spread her legs, I got seasick.

Yo momma's so fat, the only way to get her out of a telephone booth is to grease her thighs...

Yo mamma so stupid her password needed 8 characters, so she typed "Snow White and the 7 dwarfs."

Yo momma's so fat, the Hogwarts Sorting Hat put her in all 4 houses!