Yo momma’s so fat, she wore a…

Yo momma's so fat, the Hogwarts Sorting Hat put her in all 4 houses!

Yo mama jokes are old and overused just like yo mama!

Yo mama is so fat that when she takes a shower her feet don't get wet.

Yo momma so fat she fell out of the family tree.

Yo momma's so fat, that when she went to the zoo, the hippos got jealous.