Yo momma’s so fat, the Hogwarts Sorting…

Yo mamma so stupid her password needed 8 characters, so she typed "Snow White and the 7 dwarfs."

Yo momma's so fat, when she was floating in the ocean, Spain claimed her for the new world.

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on an iPad she made a plasma TV.

Yo momma's so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are...