Yo momma’s so fat, when I swerved…

Your momma is so ugly she made One Direction go another direction.

Yo mamma is so ugly, she scared the shit out of the toilet.

Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on an iPod, she made the iPad!

Yo momma's so fat, she only knows 3 letters of the alphabet: KFC.

Yo momma's so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.