Yo Momma’s so fat when I told…

Yo momma's so fat, her measurements are 36-24-26, and that's just her left arm.

Yo mama's so stupid she put paper on the television and called it paper view.

Yo momma's so fat, the Hogwarts Sorting Hat put her in all 4 houses!

Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

Yo momma is so fat that Dora can't even explore her!