Yo momma’s so fat, when she gets…

Yo momma so fat when she registered for MySpace there was no space left.

Yo momma's so fat, she has more rolls than a bakery.

Yo mamma so stupid she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

Yo momma so stupid she thought Bruno Mars was a planet.

Yo mamma is so stupid, she stopped her car at a stop sign and she's still waiting for it to...