Yo momma’s so fat, when she was…

Yo mamma so fat when she died she broke the stairway to heaven.

Your momma is so hairy when she opens her legs it says "Welcome to Busch Gardens."

Yo momma's so fat, that when she went to the zoo, the hippos got jealous.

Yo momma's so fat, when she uses the keyboard she presses every key at once!

Yo momma is so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone.