Yo momma’s so fat, when she went…

Yo mama so fat the bears have to hide their food from her when she goes camping.

Your momma is so old when her breast milk comes out it's powder.

Yo mama is so ugly she made my happy meal cry

Yo momma is so stupid when your dad sad it was chilly outside, she ran out the door with a...

Yo mama is so fat that when she takes a shower her feet don't get wet.