Yo momma’s so stupid she thought Taco…

Yo momma's so fat, the only way to get her out of a telephone booth is to grease her thighs...

Yo mamma's so ugly, when her house was being robbed, the mugger took off his mask and made her wear...

Yo momma so stupid she stuck a battery up her ass and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"

Your momma is so hairy when she opens her legs it says "Welcome to Busch Gardens."

Yo mama's so poor that ducks throw bread at her.