Yo momma’s so ugly, her birth certificate…

Yo momma is so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.

Yo mama's so broke that she couldn't even pay attention.

Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.

Yo momma is so fat she sat on the rainbow and Skittles came out.

Yo mama so fat, she has her own zip code.